Highlights: MLS All-Stars 2-5 Manchester United (July 28, 2010)

Great debut for Javier Hernandez (who is wearing "Chicharito" on his jersey) in front of +70000 in Houston. Also, the Tom Cleverley goal is worth waiting for. Brilliant.

World Cup Lookalikes 2010

Although I haven't put a great deal of thought into these, I think I've really captured likenesses with a few of them. Try to figure out which ones make me especially proud.

US forward (with the best name in World Cup history) Herculez Gomez....

...and US President Barack Obama.

Controversially conservative Brazil manager Dunga....

...and Academy award-winning actor Geoffrey Rush.

Unproductive England forward Wayne Rooney...

...and mildly productive (He plays Jimmy Olsen on Smallville) Canadian actor Aaron Ashmore.

Deputized ESPN host Bob Ley (of Outside the Lines fame)...

...and the pastor from Disney's North Avenue Irregulars (Edward Herrmann).

Deputized ESPN host #2 Chris Fowler...

...and Meet the Press host David Gregory.

Uruguay forward and handball hero/villian Luis Suarez...

...and ER hero/villain (?) Julianna Margulies.

Single best player in the world (and maybe ever) who didn't score a single goal in WC2010, Lionel Messi (Argentina)...

...and single best Batman in the world (barring Adam West...and other people who played Batman that I'm not aware of), Christian Bale.

Too solidify my opinion on this likeness, here is youthful Lionel Messi...

...and equally youthful Christian Bale.

(I actually switched the pictures here. The top one is Bale and the bottom one is Messi. It was quite difficult to  find a picture of Bale playing soccer and one of Messi not playing soccer. But I did it.)**

German standout young player Mezut Ozil (sign him up, Sir Alex!!!)...

...and Adrien Brody (I'm not fond of this likeness, but I know Ozil looks like somebody...I just can't put my finger on it).

South African winger Tshabalala, scorer of first WC2010 goal...

...and rapper/entrepreneur Lil Wayne (imagine him smiling).

Classy German right back Philip Lahm...

...and glassy-eyed Irish actor Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (imagine him with Groucho Marx eyebrows).

ESPN analyst and former England international Steve Macmanaman...

...and former Shire international Pippin Took (Billy Boyd).

Astonishingly mediocre England full back Ashley Cole...

...and that black MI6 guy from the Brosnan-era Bond films (Colin Salmon).

Spain manager Sergio del Bosque...

...and Disney character actor Keenan Wynn (seen here breathing his final breath).

Stubborn FIFA president Sepp Blatter (opposer of all things technological)...

...and scowling England skipper Stephen Gerrard (opposer of all things good and decent).

African philanthropist and Ivory Coast forward Didier Drogba...

...and either one of the Williams sisters (just pick one).

**Not true.