Sunday, February 28, 2010

Manchester United: Carling Cup Winners (Highlights)



Rooney's header wins the Carling Cup for Manchester United. Since he's scored his last gazillion or so goals with his head, one almost forgets the early criticism that he didn't have heading ability. Cup winners again!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Highlights: ManUtd 3-0 West Ham (EPL)


Manchester United v West Ham United
by peerzoner

My brother pointed out how good United are when Berbatov links well with the wing play. He played in Valencia for the cross to Rooney to head home on the first two goals. And it's always great to see Owen finish like that. He's still one of the coolest finishers in the world.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

UK's John Wall's Block vs. Vandy



The Kentucky-Vandy match-up a shooter's nightmare. Vandy couldn't find the range with their 3-point shooting - which makes it all the more curious that they ended up with a contested three in this crucial possession. John Wall defends perfectly.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Trip to Hobe Sound, FL (Part 3): Video

Final posting on Hobe Sound happenings: a few clips that capture the essence of my trip. Actually, they probably completely miss the essence. The essence would be me laughing till my pancreas ached about Balderdash definitions and Rifftrax samples. Oh well...didn't have the camera rolling at those essential moments....Watch this instead.














Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Trip to Hobe Sound, FL (Part 2): People

There are a lot of great people in Hobe Sound. Some of the following friends and family were just visiting, but it was great to hang around some of my favorite people on the planet for a few days. I stayed at John-Paul and Jolie's house - they were great hosts and my stay was comfortable and fun.

My bro-in-law Scott in a semi-serious conversation with the be-sweatered John-Paul. Chloe, as always, is scurrying about at dizzying speeds.

My sister Ashley and the newest addition to the clan: Marshall Cole Blackmon. (We call him Cole.) Moments after snapping this picture, I shoved them both in the pool. (Kidding.)

Chloe decided to make herself useful and clean out the pool.

Kate, who is yet to figure out how to be useful like her older sister, is appropriately punished by being flung into the freshly cleaned pool. Chloe looks on approvingly.

Chloe is rewarded for hours of good behavior by being allowed to accompany JP and Nola on a walk. After pooping in an antagonistic neighbor's yard, Chloe led Nola safely home. (Modifier misplaced intentionally for sake of awesome humor.) I have video of this epic dog-walk coming later.

Marshall patriarch Bill condescendingly criticizes his son-in-law on his bottle-holding technique. Moments later, Bill suffered an "unintentional" loafer to the groin.

Yours truly (which is a euphemism for "me") with his delightful sister, prior to us both being rendered unconscious by mutual Vulcan death-grips.

Kate suffers through some mandatory socializing with her only cousin. Cole (who is yet to master his emotions) expresses displeasure by turning his smily stuffed animal upside-down. Very clever child.

Jeremy hangs out with a take-home bag of Banana Dream Cake from TooJays. "Casually thrilled" best describes his attitude at the time of this picture.

Mi hermano Matt and his wife Sara. Sara would collapse seconds later when Matt unwittingly supported 80% of his body weight on her shoulder. Fisticuffs ensued. I never knew TooJays embraced such a bar-room brawl ambience. Love that place. Great beef brisket...great sandwiches. Waiters all handy with broken bottles and chairs.
Chloe and her uncle Kirk eye an assortment of TooJay's cakes. I was totally bored because I knew I was getting Banana Dream Cake to-go; but I held the pose because cameras were flashing and it was supposedly a "cute" moment.
Jeremy, Matt, JP, and me (holding Katester). Apparently, only JP was aware of the upcoming photo. Matt, as he often does, contemplates BOATS!
It was really windy and chilly, okay? I love how Kate looks like she's going to smash a paparazzo in the mouth if he doesn't stop following her.

Nola and JP enjoy a Sunday-afternoon-esque atmosphere by the pool. It was the perfect day for lounging with a Schnauzer.

Florida in February: if you haven't tried it, make plans soon.

Trip to Hobe Sound, FL (Part 1)

February is the best time to be in Hobe Sound, Florida. The weather ranges from gusty and chilly (and beautiful) to breezy and balmy (and beautiful). And, of course, factor in some quirky, 40-second bursts of torrential rain. I visited to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the beginning of Hobe Sound Bible College.

This is the Hobe Sound public beach. It's actually on Jupiter Island. This is approximately one mile from where I used to live. I didn't spend a lot of time at the public beach when I lived in Hobe Sound, but we didn't get a chance to visit Richmond's, the place where I surfed (I use the term loosely) and realized my fear of sharks.
The heavy wind had chopped up the ocean a bit. Only lunatics would be swimming or enjoying water sports: I'm sure the water temperature was ridiculously low.

This is the front lawn of Hobe Sound Bible Church. The long sidewalk leading to the front door is lined with palm trees that rustle in the sea-breeze. I now know that I miss palm-tree-sea-breeze-rustling. I also miss pine cones - especially the kicking thereof and the hitting-with-5-irons thereof.

This is one of the three main entrances to Hobe Sound Bible Church (Pastor: Rodney Loper).


During the anniversary celebrations, they had a re-dedication ceremony for the music hall. They renamed it the Archie Coons Fine Art Center. It's been remodeled and re-landscaped. I'll always remember it for the countless choir practices and for the countless hours spent teaching myself Beatles songs on the grand piano in the auditorium.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Cinquains (1/28/2010)

A cinquain is a five-line poem with the following syllabication:

Line 1: two syllables
Line 2: four syllables
Line 3: six syllables
Line 4: eight syllables
Line 5: two syllables


To help you further understand, here's Andrew's self-aware cinquain.

Five lines,
Having two, four,
Six, eight, two syllables -
One for each of the lines making
Cinquain.

Get it? It's a cinquain about a cinquain.


The Breakup, P. Reagan

I woke
After she left -
Broken, reeling, hurting.
She left so abruptly, I wept.
I died.



Done, T. Butcher

I've come
To make an end
Of rhyming that is wrong.
Now poets who don't rhyme correctly
Are done.

Tommy seems obsessed with ending his poems.



Song of Nature, J. Davison

Ah yes,
Sweet Euphonies!
The songs of the Bluebirds.
What sweet joy and Bliss fills my ears.
Nature.

When I read this in class, I said "Nature," like Will Ferrell as Bob Goulet in that SNL sketch.



Mourning Song, J. Davison

Oy vey!
My alarm clock!
Cruel enemy of sleep -
I should throw it out the window...
'Tis done.



(Untitled), S. Witt

Before
I go on to
Die, I want to live now
For God; to love Him everyday,
He's mine.



Butterflies, V. Harper-Chambers

They fly
In my tummy
They are there all day and
Night; All fluttering around butt-
-erflies.



Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Sonnets, Part One (1/25/2010)

I hope these live up to their advertising. There are two types of sonnets: English and Italian. The English consists of three quatrains (ababcdcdefef) and a couplet (gg), representing arguments or statements on the topic and then a couplet conclusion. The Italian consists of an octave (abbaabba) and a sestet (which can maintain multiple rhyme schemes). The division of thought is a bit more vague. Part Two is coming soon. (Spoiler: one sonnet is an ode to the Jonas brothers!)

Form: English (Shakespearean)
Poet: A. Smith

Oh, Marshall, how you should have felt my day
Go down when I heard that I must try to
Attempt to write a sonnet that I may
Give you a chance to give my grade that's due.
You should have seen the rage that came o'er me:
"He doesn't understand the time it takes,"
I said. I could not write of love for Thee,
My mind was full of hate that could not break.
I knew I had to face reality.
I get to work to make my sonnet nice.
I chose the English - what monstrosity,
With fourteen lines my head turns into rice.
I feel relief for I'm near done. May you
Be pleased with my effort because I'm through.

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Form: English (Shakespearean)
Poet: T. Butcher

The sword doth ring and shine as 'tis drawn out
Of its scabbard. This blade shall soon taste blood.
"Foolish it was to mock this man!" it shouts.
The one that threw the gauntlet down doth brood.
For 'tis his own fault that brought him such pain.
Now since he bought the fight with his own words,
He shan't bring this upon himself ever again.
His body crumpled as though by many hordes,
The sword, now sheathed kills no more men again,
For out of the darkness the dead man walks
Coming back from the dead, condemning sin.
The man that killed him doth turn 'round and balk.
I awake to find nothing has changed but
A cold sweat has broken, my arm is cut.

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Form: Italian (Petrarchan)
Poet: E. Martin
(Sobriety: questionable)

Once upon the little tree
I saw the leaves begin to give
But before then I saw them live
Then It right looked right at me
The trees then blew long and short
But never again to sway again
And felt the wind end to end
Also giving a good report
There they are gone to win
They play with socks and yarn.
Here they come with the hats on high.
If the team comes again,
He'll be so happy to see the barn.
So come again to see the trees fly.


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Form: Italian (Petrarchan)
Poet: P. Reagan

What a Feeling When Love Knocks You Down

What a thing it is when you lose your love
She walks and scorns and curses your good name
You feel as if you are in wretch and shame
Her love, her warmth, her joy flies like a dove
You want to see, to love, to hug, to kiss
Today, you thought you saw her light from far
And thought, I will never live up to par
You got all excited for only this
Every breath, every step today you take
You resolve to commit for new loves' sake
So you can breathe, can wake, can walk all days
And so you can make more than one hoss shays
Yes, when love throws, love knocks, love flings you down
You won't live alone with an endless frown.



Monday, February 1, 2010

Limericks (1/28/2010)

Believe me: some really impressive sonnets will be posted soon. But for now, try to appreciate this limericks. To their credit, they were reeling a bit from the sonnet assignment: their poetic abilities were a bit taxed.

Here comes a kid named Cob,
Thence once was a man named Bob,
That never knew how to give
He finally felt big
Just because he decided to rob.
- Eric Martin (who must have composed this in a matter of seconds)

There was an old woman named Ben
Who cried when she saw a red wren.
When was asked her own name
She answered in shame
That wren did not rhyme with Ben.
- Tommy Butcher

She woke up before school one spring day
It was late so she could not say "hey"
To her mom who was fun
She liked to see sun
So she said, "I am just making fun!"
- Patrick Reagan

There was a young man from Kentucky
Who persistently hoped to get lucky
And find a cool car
Whose rubber he'd char
But he got ate by his young dog, Bucky.
- Jeremy Davison


There once was a man from the West
Who never was the very best
Then he went to the school
And he learned a new rule
That he could become the smart-est.
- Andrew Smith

I am the man with the plan
Who also has a tan
I live every day and night
Without any fright
That's why I'm the man with the plan.
- Scott Witt

Violence is everything to us.
I'd laugh if you got hit by a bus.
Your brains on the ground-
Your legs we have found.
I'd get weak if you got hit by a bus.
- Christina Jones

There was a man, Saddam Hussein
Was sometime thought to be mundane
Kids teased of his nose,
He shot off their toes.
He grew up and ended to hang.
- Tim Keep

Haikus (1/28/2010)

The following haikus are from my English 10 class. Comment and let me know what your favorite is. (This is very important to the sophomores.)

There's no one to hate.
My heart, much bigger than that
I choose to love all.
- Tim Keep

I live to be me -
The best of my potential
Always to be me.
- Scott Witt

Rolling like the sea -
Or it is flat as a plane.
All is a grassy land.
- Andrew Smith

Pablo Picasso
Considered by many great
But not so by me.
- Jeremy Davison

Ending
An end is in sight
To my Japanese haiku
It is here right now.
- Tommy Butcher

I love chocolate.
I also like caramel
But white is the best.
- Eric Martin

The falling marker
Hitting the ground with a thud
Was Mister CC.
- Valencia Harper

Spring Dream
Flower's bloom, birds fly,
Scents permeate, breezes rush.
I now feel alive.
- Patrick Reagan

Highlights: Arsenal 1-3 United



Finally...some highlights to post. United run over Arsenal at the Emirates thanks to goals from Rooney and Park. The opener - officially an Almunia own-goal should be credited to Nani. I think it was (somehow) going into the net without Almunia's help. Vermaelen scored on a deflected shot, but it was only a cosmetic goal. This was a comprehensive and emphatic win for United. Rooney and Nani are on frightening form at the moment.